Go to the corner, think about what you’ve done, and stay in that corner until I go and get you. And if you leave the corner you’re writing a 5000 word essay on Why Shoving People in the Face is Fucking Stupid.
basically the entire all star game weekend was just another episode of the Kane and Toews Show featuring Dude Where’s My Car by Alex Ovechkin
pro bowl drinking game:
- take a shot every time the crowd boos the lack of effort on the field
- take a drink every time matthew mcconaughey tries to act cool in a car commercial
do you ever think about your favorite player and get so worked up about how wonderful they are that you need a moment to calm down
